PLEASE WRITE ***ONLY*** YOUR NAME IN YOUR TRIBUTE, AND NOTHING ELSE.
Please contact Me directly for instructions on how to send deposit.
Deposit in Los Angeles is 75/hour + fees
Deposit while touring is 100/hour + fees
DO NOT SEND DEPOSIT WITHOUT CHECKING WITH ME FIRST. If you send incorrectly, you may not get your deposit refunded. Getting it refunded creates extra work for Me, and there is no incentive for Me to work for nothing, especially if I've already done the labor of explaining this to you here.
THE FINE PRINT
Remaining tribute: Must be presented in an envelope. This is for your and My legal protection. Tribute must be out of sight.
Discretion and privacy are of the utmost importance to Me.
- I'm a privacy NINJA.
- I have an incentive to protect your privacy: doing so allows Me to continue collecting tribute from you.
- Anonymous options are available. They incur an additional fee.
Chance favors the prepared.
With several professional pursuits, My time is limited. To ensure I am not holding a spot for you in vain, you must demonstrate your sincerity and commitment with a symbolic deposit. The deposit:
- Is required
- Can be completely anonymous
- Counts toward your tribute
- 50% over 3 hours
- Should be *initiated* at least 2-3 days in advance, and within your first 4 emails
- Must be *delivered, i.e. in my hands,* at least 24 hours in advance
Some forms of tribute take longer because they depend on how quickly you complete them. Please leave at least 3 days between initial contact and your preferred day.
What if I need to reschedule?
Why this policy? Apart from arranging My schedule so that it can accommodate you, I may also need to reserve (and put a deposit toward) a space, make preparations, etc. Having a demonstration of your sincerity lets Me know I can move forward without concern.
Apart from arranging My schedule so that it can accommodate you, I may also need to reserve (and put a deposit toward) a space, make preparations, etc. Having a demonstration of your sincerity lets Me know I can move forward without concern.
Tribute is a donation only. I guarantee no specifics, but will take your interests into consideration. Ultimately, do not forget that you are serving ME.
Shopping. Tribute for shopping does not include the cost of the items W/we purchase. you are tributing for the honor of being in My presence.
Surcharge. Effort or preparation beyond the usual scope may require additional tribute.